Guys please read this and learn try not too, okay ! haha even this is copy and paste but i will explain to guys :) my answer is in this writing :)
10 Things Never To Say To A GirlSHE'S JUST A FRIEND: Yeah right. If she's attractive and single we see her as a threat. If she really is just a friend, let us know the reason why. Is it because she's not your type, she has a boyfriend, she has an annoying personality? We like to be reassured that you're not secretly into your "friend".
= Okay this is freaking annoying when i heard someone told me this . if guys told me this , and i will ask him , " why did you hold my hand if you im just your friend ? let it go ? " :)
I'LL CALL YOU TONIGHT AT 8PM: Do NOT give a specific time or date of when you will be calling unless you intend to keep your word. If you say you will call tonight, we are expecting a call tonight. Not calling will set off all sorts of alarms that will lead to us not trusting you. If you don't know when you will call, you can say something like, "I'll talk to you later."
=Its hurt actually if guys give what time they gonna pick us , adn what time they gonna come ? and for me as ussual i will keep calling until he made his words ! trust me , im a pusher ! haha
SHE'S HOT: We like to think that, at least in your eyes, we are the hottest woman on the planet. Pointing out that someone else is attractive will not earn you any brownie points. We don't want to know if you think anyone else is hot, so zip it!
= Before when i have a dare with my bf , and he always see girls in a different way without any words .haha . but i know that the hint so i just liked " she's hot ! go and catch her dude ! " so ??
I DON'T USE CONDOMS: That's nice. We don't want an STD. Condoms are a fact of life in today's society, so unless you've been tested and plan to be monogamous, get used to them.
= eeew ! you just wanna fuck me up ? sorry you can have others ! :)
I LOVE YOU: If you don't mean it, you'll be opening Pandora's Box. Women do not take this statement lightly. We are waiting for you to say it and when you do, we assume the relationship is moving to the next level. If you're not ready for that, then don't utter these three little words until you are.
= This freaking word is like seriously ! and im gonna take it like serious till hell . and one words you mentioned it , its like you just give me a big hope ! so dude dont mentioned it if you guys dont even think about it .
DID YOU GAIN WEIGHT: Does this one really need an explanation? You shouldn't even say this jokingly, even if your girlfriend is stick thin. Just as you don't want to hear anything about your "size", women don't want to hear about their weight.
= im FAT ! so what ? if you still ask me this question ? im gonna lock myself in my rooms and im swear to god you wont able to see me like whole week! Haha
MY EX ALWAYS/NEVER/USED TO: If your ex is still on your mind so much that you need to constantly bring her up, then why are you dating us? Relationships are difficult enough without the ghost of your ex floating around. Either get back with her or shut up.
= Woman hearts is like lotion , is good for your own . but its to expensive . haha .means is good for to touch its hard for you to hold . so dont ! jelous ! and women are like fucking bfff ! hahaha
YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER: Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless you've made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother and think the world of her.
= Seriously is this my boyfriend told me , i am proud . cause its means he loved us :)
DID WE HAVE PLANS: Oh no you didn't! If we've made plans to get together, we've been looking forward to it all day. We've been thinking about how to dress and how to do our hair. Don't rain on our parade by being dumb enough to forget or there will be hell to pay.
= Dont ask me this if you were askin me out , or else sent me back home ;)
KEEP IN TOUCH/CALL ME: What the heck is that supposed to mean? That you don't plan on ever calling us again? That you want us to call you next time? That you're unsure how we feel about you and you want to see if we'll call? There's too much room for misinterpretation here, so just don't use either of these ambiguous expressions. Your job is to call, our job is to wear the high heels.
= This is right when you told this , you feels liike you have unsure feeling for us , so please dont be .
Here is a bonus one:
HOW OLD ARE YOU: If the woman appears to be anywhere near 30, do not ask her age. If you really must know, you can make an educated guess from other information she gives you, such as when she graduated from college. If however, she appears to be under 20, you absolutely must ask, so as to make sure she is of legal age!
= Legal age?haha so choose the one which is easier to make love ? haha . well , dont inlove with kids lah weyh ! you know how hards its ? :D